Beach Bums

Dear Lone Rock Beach,

Thank you for a summer full of annoying splashing by a certain annoying someone (even though that person has been warned not to mess up my hair.) Swimming in you water has made our Coulter's muscles grow to infinite porportions.

You have given us sandy bum cheeks.

we cant wait to see you next summer,

Love, Us

P.S. we may drop in for an occasional winter bon fire.