Swordfight

This is Coulter

He really likes swords

Everyday I have kids coming to tell me that they have been "accidentally" been hit with a sword. Even Lancelot himself had a gash in his forehead from a sister getting revenge. The other morning I was swordfighting with him ( it was an unfair fight, he had a lightsaber and I was stuck with his Sea World sword) he took a swing at me that could have sliced my head off. When I tried to avoid it I fell backwards over the coffee table.

In short, if you come to my house, bring a shield.......and watch out for coffee tables.